Bears

So there's these bears right, and they like do stuff. Like, some of them are furry, and some of them live at the bottom of the sea.

Bears are radical.

Lead Bears
Deez bitches be all like "oh no we iz swimmin" but they ain't swimmin yo. Dey be sittin on da bottom of da cee. Wen dey see da emenies dey use dem supa jumpin Michael Jordan legz to do da jumps n catch da emenemies.

Elemental Bears
Yo deez bears be all like on fire n shit n ice n shit n rock n shit yo. OFF DA HIZAY.

Owlbear
HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKER

Rhinobear
GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A HORN AIN'T ONE

Moon Bears
Fuckin' furry Ziggy Stardust. That's a sun bear over there.

DO YOU GET THE JOKE HAHAHAHA.

Sentient Bears
I do say young man, is this not just the most fantastic monocle you ever did lay your eyes upon? Oh? You say it is not? Well then I challenge thee to a duel in order to throw your reputation into disrepute! Aha!

This is how sentient bears solve all of their conflicts. Paraphrased, of course.

Mechanical Bears
Bear screen of death.

Magic Bears
WIZARD PETROL STATION AWWW SHEEEET

Whale Bears
Bears the size of whales. Whale-shaped, hairy.